Introductions To The Author
I'm no Helen Fielding, unfortunately, nor am I anything close to J.K.Rowling, more's the pity! I'm just an avarage Sincerity Kirkland. Yes, I know. Visions of police academies and sitcom writers come to mind, right? But no, I'm a pure breed English woman, as much as any English woman is a pure breed, what with immigration, Nordic invaders and fugitive French Aristocracy. Too many conquests and the like to consider anyone from the cold, damp but attractive isle pure breed English, but you get my point!
No, I'm just a common ex-patriot living, like thousands of other English people, in Spain. I'm also a hard working Native English teacher who hates her crummy wages and wishes for an eleven month contract. Don't worry if you don't understand, I'll make quite sure that you do later. Whose humble dream, like many others before me, is to get a little credit for what I'm good at, i.e. writing.
So this is my newly appointed space, where I shall tell the world of the my adventures (not that I have any) where I shall grumble about the injustices of life and the lack of a decent work contract. Where I shall compare the two nationalities I know best, and where I shall pick holes in both, I've no prejudices my friends. Beware, my wit is rusty and occasionally sharp... on a good day!
My life is as dull as everyone elses, I'm not exactly a bond girl but like most lives there's always some humour in it, even if it's just that I've done something completely and utterly stupid. Writing a blog is quite theorpeutic for me, I suppose that writing and allowing unknown people to see your hilarious mistakes has got to be, right? Else I've got an attention seeking problem. Who knows?
I know that I haven't been alive so very long, I'm not releasing my age online, mind you. I suppose that everyone thinks that they know all there is to know about life and the horrors that we're all faced with every morning when we look in the mirror (please excuse this generalisation if you are or look like a supermodel). I just hope that in some small way I can contribute to the worlds enjoyment by showing you that the lives we all live are just full of stupidities and humour.
So here I leave you, I'll be online soon, writing some anecdote or another. Maybe if I'm very lucky the world will love my work and I'll become internationally famous... Yeah right and Madonna's a virgin! Over and Out
No, I'm just a common ex-patriot living, like thousands of other English people, in Spain. I'm also a hard working Native English teacher who hates her crummy wages and wishes for an eleven month contract. Don't worry if you don't understand, I'll make quite sure that you do later. Whose humble dream, like many others before me, is to get a little credit for what I'm good at, i.e. writing.
So this is my newly appointed space, where I shall tell the world of the my adventures (not that I have any) where I shall grumble about the injustices of life and the lack of a decent work contract. Where I shall compare the two nationalities I know best, and where I shall pick holes in both, I've no prejudices my friends. Beware, my wit is rusty and occasionally sharp... on a good day!
My life is as dull as everyone elses, I'm not exactly a bond girl but like most lives there's always some humour in it, even if it's just that I've done something completely and utterly stupid. Writing a blog is quite theorpeutic for me, I suppose that writing and allowing unknown people to see your hilarious mistakes has got to be, right? Else I've got an attention seeking problem. Who knows?
I know that I haven't been alive so very long, I'm not releasing my age online, mind you. I suppose that everyone thinks that they know all there is to know about life and the horrors that we're all faced with every morning when we look in the mirror (please excuse this generalisation if you are or look like a supermodel). I just hope that in some small way I can contribute to the worlds enjoyment by showing you that the lives we all live are just full of stupidities and humour.
So here I leave you, I'll be online soon, writing some anecdote or another. Maybe if I'm very lucky the world will love my work and I'll become internationally famous... Yeah right and Madonna's a virgin! Over and Out
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